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So you wanna join? If you're genuinely insane feel free, if not, you must be going insane if your visiting!!!




The Asylum Members - Click here to add your name to the list.
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If you aren't insane, but feeling helpful, please apply to be a nurse or warden or psychologist or something cos we're kinda gettin outta control!!! WE NEED HELP NOOOOOOOW!!!!!!!!!

[mort prevoyant] - psychologist
[Take off your clothes. ♥] - psychotherapist
[Cr0550utTheEyes] Psychiatrist. I may be on the lists of those who aren't 'all there' but I am here to help others, just not myself, feel free to talk to me if needed, I've been down every road.
[MischeviousAngel 101] i may be .. not all there... but i am a good listener and always willing to try and help with your problems.... i am also a good agony aunt if you need any advice.




For all you people who are insanely depressed, please visit The Asylum For The Depressed


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2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: *packs up bags* See ya later guys, I'll send ya a postcard!

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *Clings to soldier * dont leave me with these crazy people!!!!! I love you

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: im not crazy just a lil unnormal lol... plz stay you are part of our licking rituals lol

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: *wraps sheep up in her arms and holds her close* Don't worry sheep, I won't leave you alone

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: what about me's?????

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: Lol *hugs silent and licks ear* Don't worry, I guess i'm not leaving after all.

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: yay...... im loved... thats good news lol anyway how would you get out the guards would keep you in here,,,,,,,????

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: I can go invisible. So if you ever feel someone groping you in your sleep it's me lol jk

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: lol ok... groping??? hmmmmmmm am i safe *ponders*

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: Lol, I'm a female so I'm not going to rape you lol.

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: lol well thats good lol........... *shivers* its snowing and its bloody cold, puts on nice warm straight jacket

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: Lol, no snuggling with Soldier eh? Did I scare ya?

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: *snuggles with soilder*

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: awww *snuggles* 

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: *big smile* in the mood to do summit random do you fink i can walk up walls

2005-02-21 [JessieAnn]: *tries* o my head!!!!

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: * snuggles her pretty soldier.* work on scot.

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: *snuggles real close wif sheep and smiles* I'll try :)

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: *smiles*

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: every guy likes to see girl on girl

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: Lol, that is oh so true ;) *licks sheep*

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: *licks soldier*

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: *puts cold hand on sheeps hand and shivers*

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: *shares her blankie wif soldier*

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: *snuggles in blankie wif sheep and stares into her eyes* ^_^

2005-02-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: *kisses her cheek*

2005-02-21 [So Long Pluto]: *kisses her neck*

2005-02-22 [BLack Sheep 666]: * kisses her forehead and lays down*

2005-02-22 [i yell at my monkey]: ..... *drowsssssss all over the floor* go father lol

2005-02-22 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: perv lol

2005-02-22 [JessieAnn]: isnt it

2005-02-23 [BLack Sheep 666]: *grabs silent and pulls her into the mix*

2005-02-23 [i yell at my monkey]: lol

2005-02-23 [JessieAnn]: nmo im escaping here, thing got a lil too freaky lol cya xxxxx

2005-02-23 [So Long Pluto]: Lol, silent just can't handle the heat *lays down with sheep and kisses her*

2005-02-23 [JessieAnn]: i culd but not with lassys, its kewl and all but its really not my fing

2005-02-23 [So Long Pluto]: Lol, it's alright, I know how you must feel. We're certainly not going to force you to be involved with something you don't want to :)

2005-02-24 [BLack Sheep 666]: im not a les-z im bi. *sticks out tongue and licks soldier*

2005-02-24 [JessieAnn]: thats kewl i have loadz bi and gay friends lol

2005-02-24 [BLack Sheep 666]: not completly gay but gay enough to enjoy both worlds

2005-02-24 [i yell at my monkey]: my gf is bi

2005-02-24 [BLack Sheep 666]: she is a kinky bitch too right?

2005-02-24 [So Long Pluto]: Lol, best of both worlds is the rule to live by *kisses sheeps tummy*

2005-02-25 [BLack Sheep 666]: *giggles and blow a raspberry on soldiers back*

2005-02-25 [JessieAnn]: bysey bye

2005-02-25 [So Long Pluto]: *giggles and bites hey ear*

2005-02-26 [BLack Sheep 666]: *shakes ear and licks soldier* silent no go

2005-02-26 [JessieAnn]: bt bt bt i dont like it?!?!?!

2005-02-26 [BLack Sheep 666]: Im sorry *baks off*

2005-02-27 [So Long Pluto]: lol, don't mean to scare you or make you uncomfortable *snuggles sheep*

2005-02-27 [BLack Sheep 666]: *snuggles soldier* we wont be naughty in here

2005-02-27 [So Long Pluto]: Lol yes, we'll just be cuddly. 

2005-02-27 [BLack Sheep 666]: *purrs and goes to her vamp form*

2005-02-27 [So Long Pluto]: I have no other form..at least I don't think...hmm...

2005-02-27 [BLack Sheep 666]: i have three

2005-02-27 [JessieAnn]: well thats kewl.... i didnt know sheep could transform lol........ and i live next to a sheep field!!! arhhhhhhhhhhhhh

2005-02-27 [BLack Sheep 666]: *giggles

2005-02-28 [JessieAnn]: no im scared of them now......

2005-02-28 [BLack Sheep 666]: im sorry * sits by herself*

2005-02-28 [JessieAnn]: no dont im not scared f u, just the sheep next door to my garden lol

2005-02-28 [So Long Pluto]: I'm bored...

2005-03-01 [i yell at my monkey]: me 2

2005-03-02 [BLack Sheep 666]: *goes to her fallen angel form* better? *huggles soldier*

2005-03-02 [So Long Pluto]: *shrug* I'm not in a great mood right now. Having some problems...

2005-03-02 [JessieAnn]: aww hun whats rong???

2005-03-02 [i yell at my monkey]: ...

2005-03-02 [BLack Sheep 666]: whats wrong lovely?

2005-03-02 [So Long Pluto]: Don't really feel like talking about it. I'm just really fucked up...

2005-03-03 [BLack Sheep 666]: ok * goes a corner and cries*

2005-03-03 [i yell at my monkey]: no cries no cries

2005-03-03 [BLack Sheep 666]: soldier doesnt love me now more

2005-03-03 [i yell at my monkey]: lol

2005-03-03 [BLack Sheep 666]: no one wuvs me

2005-03-03 [JessieAnn]: we wuv u!!!

2005-03-03 [So Long Pluto]: Wow, way to jump to conclusions sheep, jeesh. This problem had nothing to do with you. :P

2005-03-04 [BLack Sheep 666]: *lays in a white ball in the corner*

2005-03-05 [So Long Pluto]: Don't worry about it, seriously. It's done with, at least I hope it is :)

2005-03-06 [JessieAnn]: good good hug sheep

2005-03-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: * convers herself with her wings and then smashes head first into a walll

2005-03-07 [JessieAnn]: sheep stop being like this we all love ye!

2005-03-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: *shakes head* i was tired i wanted to wake up the bubbles*

2005-03-07 [JessieAnn]: bubbles????? o i love bubbles

2005-03-10 [BLack Sheep 666]: yes we have many well they are mine * hugs them*

2005-03-10 [i yell at my monkey]: *cries* i want sum :*(

2005-03-10 [JessieAnn]: hugs monkey, we got no bubbles share???

2005-03-11 [BLack Sheep 666]: *gives each three bubbles but keep the bubbles of mass. dis.*

2005-03-11 [So Long Pluto]: *hovers on a little black cloud and glumly writes in her journal*

2005-03-12 [BLack Sheep 666]: *cries to a bubble*

2005-03-14 [JessieAnn]: ok......

2005-03-17 [i yell at my monkey]: alright i go bubbles lol

2005-03-20 [JessieAnn]: stop bein all moody lol

2005-03-21 [i yell at my monkey]: ...

2005-03-21 [Cr0550utTheEyes]: O_o *whistles*

2005-03-22 [i yell at my monkey]: wow u got a big eye

2005-03-22 [Cr0550utTheEyes]: *nods* yes...yes I do...Muahahahaha!

2005-03-25 [BLack Sheep 666]: *glares around* im in a bad mood so back off * growls a bit after saying this*

2005-03-26 [JessieAnn]: why you take it out on moi??? what hav i done wrong?

2005-03-26 [JessieAnn]: sorrrrrrrrry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-03-27 [BLack Sheep 666]: nothing im sorry for being mad

2005-03-29 [So Long Pluto]: Hey everyone, I'm leaving Elftown completely!! Thanks for the great experiences in this wiki! Maybe I'll come back someday!! Bye!

2005-03-29 [JessieAnn]: why are you leaving???

2005-03-30 [VorpalBlade910]: ....cause they feel like it?

2005-03-30 [BLack Sheep 666]: YOU PROMISED NEVER TO LEAVE ME

2005-03-30 [JessieAnn]: *sobs*

2005-03-30 [BLack Sheep 666]: * cries* EVERYONE LEAVES ME i should just leave

2005-03-31 [i yell at my monkey]: no no i no leave i come back *)

2005-04-01 [VorpalBlade910]: .....wow lol

2005-04-04 [BLack Sheep 666]: * screams like a pissed of 3 year old* no no no no no

2005-04-04 [Ambuhh.]: lol

2005-04-05 [BLack Sheep 666]: NO ONE LOVES ME * beats fist on the floor* No one cares how the sheepie feels

2005-04-05 [VorpalBlade910]: okay now it's just getting a little attention getting irritating

2005-04-05 [BLack Sheep 666]: * sits up and just sits in her corner*

2005-04-05 [Ambuhh.]: *huggles sheepie* i care how you feel!!! what would make you happy hun??

2005-04-06 [BLack Sheep 666]: Death

2005-04-06 [Ambuhh.]: anything else??

2005-04-08 [i yell at my monkey]: yah yah drama stop the drama

2005-04-09 [Ambuhh.]: lol

2005-04-13 [BLack Sheep 666]: Chocolate lots of it. and ben and jerry's phish food ice cream

2005-04-14 [Ambuhh.]: YEAAAA!!!!!!!!

2005-04-18 [BLack Sheep 666]: Im feelin better hell of a lot better

2005-04-18 [Ambuhh.]: thats good..........

2005-04-19 [BLack Sheep 666]: thank you for helping

2005-04-19 [i yell at my monkey]: it's good cause all i hear at school is drama

2005-04-20 [BLack Sheep 666]: i know high scholl is a big drama play

2005-04-20 [i yell at my monkey]: yah

2005-04-21 [BLack Sheep 666]: yup

2005-04-21 [i yell at my monkey]: so now wat

2005-04-22 [BLack Sheep 666]: i dont nkow chicken butt

2005-04-27 [i yell at my monkey]: loser so old not funny duh ...... :s

2005-05-06 [BLack Sheep 666]: yes

2005-05-12 [i yell at my monkey]: are we the only ones talking on both pages ???

2005-05-12 [Monoxide Child]: *shrugs*

2005-05-13 [i yell at my monkey]: hay look sum 1.... hi

2005-05-15 [Monoxide Child]: Hehe, uuuuh....greetings.

2005-05-17 [i yell at my monkey]: i'm not as wrong as my name sounds lmao

2005-05-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: Hey monoxide sup?

2005-05-18 [Monoxide Child]: Hehe, I see.... :P  Heya Megg. Not much happenin here. You?

2005-05-18 [i yell at my monkey]: ...... who r u ???

2005-05-19 [Monoxide Child]: Just another asylum attendee, I suppose...

2005-05-19 [i yell at my monkey]: kewl i got the room w/ the " evil monkey" *whacks monkey w/ broom*

2005-05-20 [BLack Sheep 666]: *snuggles monoxide and licks* you going to the gathering?

2005-05-21 [Monoxide Child]: Sadly I won't be able to make it to this year's Gathering. Totally sucks.

2005-05-23 [i yell at my monkey]: when is that ???

2005-05-24 [BLack Sheep 666]: july 21'st - 24th its on my birthday ^.^ you can come with us. where do you live? i live by it

2005-05-24 [i yell at my monkey]: ...

2005-05-25 [BLack Sheep 666]: my bday is july 22

2005-05-27 [i yell at my monkey]: well happy b day in advance cause i will not be here in the summer

2005-06-08 [BLack Sheep 666]: awww

2005-06-10 [VorpalBlade910]: anyone know the Italian mafia's colors?

2005-07-07 [BLack Sheep 666]: yes

2005-07-11 [Ambuhh.]: no.........*is estúpido mexicano*....lol....^_^

2005-07-13 [BLack Sheep 666]: youre not a stupid mexican omg i spoke mexican * jumps with joy*

2005-07-15 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: oh my god people still talk here??

2005-07-16 [BLack Sheep 666]: yes its so old skewl we know but were crazy

2005-07-16 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i guess thats true..

2005-07-17 [BLack Sheep 666]: yup yup

2005-09-23 [i yell at my monkey]: hay i back talky talky now

2005-12-01 [BLack Sheep 666]: talky to monkey

2006-03-11 [vith valsharess]: wow....i miss my room w/ the evil monkey....he left...but the sexy aliens still have my blanket so im sooo cold.....*rocks back and forth while shivering*

2006-03-11 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: *gives you another blanket*

2006-06-12 [i yell at my monkey]: ...

2006-07-03 [vith valsharess]: *takes blanket.* thanx......*continues rocking back and forth while the shivering has seesed.* i see dead people....they r all around me....

2006-07-06 [i yell at my monkey]: *wraps arms around it be ok lol

2006-07-15 [i yell at my monkey]: ....

2006-07-27 [vith valsharess]: thanx......so how is everyone...im fucking hyper right now....lol

2006-07-28 [MischeviousAngel 101]: im hyper all the time .. woooooooo

2006-07-29 [i yell at my monkey]: i am but not right now

2006-08-09 [vith valsharess]: im hyper all the fucking time....lol...especially now that im trapt in my sis house in portland and dont have my truck w me so i cant go anywhere....*goes insane* lol....

2006-08-11 [i yell at my monkey]: yah i know the feeling

2006-08-11 [vith valsharess]: lol.......least im going home tomarrow....and i get to see my best friend again....after 3 months....aaahhhh its been so long....and shes on a plane now......lol

2006-08-14 [i yell at my monkey]: kewl

2006-11-12 [vith valsharess]: yep.....so that was like 4 months ago....anything new????nope. lol

2006-11-15 [i yell at my monkey]: lol can i join ur conversation or r u 2 busy 2 talk 2 me lol

2006-11-15 [MischeviousAngel 101]: talk scream jump up and down woth pantyhose on your head, weve always got time for everyone

2006-11-15 [i yell at my monkey]: lol i was talk to the one who talks 2 self *points at vith valsharess*

2006-11-19 [MischeviousAngel 101]: *scraches head* errmm okaey dokes,i made a new song

it goes

MMMMMMMMMYYYYY bonnie lies over the ocean
MMMMMMMMMYYYYY bonnie lies over the sea
IIIIIIIIIIIIII don't give a fuck about bonnie
SOOOOOOOOOOOOO tell her to sod off and go climb a tree
what a, what a, what a great bimbo bonnie, bonnie
what a, what a, what a great dense klutsy bitch!!!!


i like it

2006-11-22 [i yell at my monkey]: ... um k take it u don't like this "bonnie"

2006-11-23 [MischeviousAngel 101]: bonnies my imaginary frind and shes a whore
she went out with my bestfriend imaginary friend before i got a chance to.......

2006-11-26 [i yell at my monkey]: oh so r u guna make it a love triangle

2006-11-30 [MischeviousAngel 101]: hhhmmmmmmmmmm it depends if bonnie wants to share

2006-11-30 [i yell at my monkey]: lol ...

2006-12-04 [MischeviousAngel 101]: hey, i just smacked bonnie in the face............................................................................................................................................................................................
using a cello, thats gotta hurt

2006-12-06 [i yell at my monkey]: so mean

2006-12-10 [MischeviousAngel 101]: uh huh, you got it

2006-12-10 [i yell at my monkey]: but y

2006-12-12 [MischeviousAngel 101]: dunno it beats being normal all the time

2006-12-16 [i yell at my monkey]: yah but normal is good 2

2006-12-16 [MischeviousAngel 101]: yea well i like being different, cause then im original and i can big a weird as i like

2006-12-18 [vith valsharess]: so ya.....normal is sooo overrated lol........and my imaginary friend bob is faitful lol.....but hes married....so he has no choice lol

2006-12-18 [i yell at my monkey]: he could cheat on u with my blow up doll lol

2007-03-01 [i yell at my monkey]: no talky

2007-04-26 [mort prevoyant]: hello? is anyone there

2007-04-26 [mort prevoyant]: a deserted asylum..thats not good

2007-04-27 [i yell at my monkey]: yah i went through my bookmarks

2007-04-27 [Take off your clothes. ♥]: i think perhaps people have escaped =S look out society..

2007-04-27 [i yell at my monkey]: lol nah im still in here so the world will b ok lol

2007-05-16 [vith valsharess]: well i did manange to escape....but they just brought me back.... obviously lol

2007-05-18 [i yell at my monkey]: ah horrible news i may b a daddy aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

2009-01-05 [BLack Sheep 666]: *rocks* i want pillows

2009-07-08 [vith valsharess]: i want my husband.....i dont want to go to iraq...thats gonna suck

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